Christian Horror Movies!
When I was seven, I saw the most terrifying movie of my life in a church. Childhood slumber became nights of dread. What should have been quiet afternoons in the yard were suddenly spiked with moments of wild distress. My little shoulders carried the heavy knowledge that at any moment my safe world would crumble. Everyone I loved would vanish. I would be left defenseless and without hope in an empty neighborhood … and then the evil minions would hunt me down with their 70's sideburns and walkie-talkies.
Many years later I met the producer of that movie at a Christian Media conference. The man who created "A Thief in the Night" was a tall, grandfatherly man with a white beard. When I shook his hand I looked into his kind eyes and thought "Is this the dude that made me claw my way out of a locked Airstream trailer one night at a church camp!?" Oh yes, it was the dude. We shared a cup of coffee.
He described how he produced "The Blob" in his younger days, and felt convicted to use the proceeds to create a Christian movie that would spur the younger folks on to a life devoted to Christ. So, he crafted "A Thief in the Night" with all the skills and passion that he gleaned from creating horror movies for the drive-in. Intense moments, disturbing cut-aways, Hitchcock-worthy camera angles all set to a dread-laden soundtrack - this grandfather brought it all. While I did not reveal the depth of emotional trauma I suffered because of his devotion, I did begin to understand something.
We Christians are unmatched in our portrayals of horror. We may bicker over Harry Potter and fuss at vampires and werewolves. Admittedly, shambling zombies are not always edifying. But consider, from the days Dante's "Inferno" written nearly 500 years ago, and including the recent wails of torment in "Heaven's Gates Hell's Flames", when we put our minds to it, We Christians can bludgeon our audiences into hysterics. (A few years ago I even covered an entire sanctuary in aluminum foil to properly reflect the 500 watt red lights of eternal damnation.)
However, if we succeed in scaring someone half to death, we don't have the luxury of telling them "Don't worry about it ... monsters aren't real ... it was just a movie ... now get to bed!"